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Mister Marshmallow's 1st Christmas EP (2016)

by Mr Marshmallow

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Lyrics: Every snowman needs somebody to Help him through the long and lonely and Silent, dark and frosty wintery nights If you build a snowman, won’t you be Kind enough to keep him company Through the long and lonely wintery nights You can build your man an igloo For him to call his home Or you can build a snowwoman To stop him being alone Every snowman needs somebody to Hold him close and take good care of him Every snowman needs somebody to love! (Trumpet/Trombone Break) You can build a Christmas present And ask him round for tea Or you can build a snowwoman To keep him company Every snowman needs someone to be Living with in perfect harmony Fits his personality like a glove… If you ever build a snowman Never say, “you’re on your own, man!” Every snowman needs somebody to (Everybody needs a snowman!) Every snowman needs somebody to love!
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LYRICS: Sally was a singing barnacle: A treat at Christmas time Sally knew her carols off by heart – Her voice was so sublime! When Sally sang Joy to the World, the oceans wept for joy She melted every heart of every bivalve girl and boy Sally lived upon a humpback whale: The whale’s name was John John woke early on a Christmas Eve, and saw that Sally was gone! “Oh, have you seen my barnacle?” became the Whale’s lament “We used to sing in harmony until my Sally went!” “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! You sang like an angel “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! Did I scare you away?
 “Oh Sally! I’d love to hear Away in a Manger “Oh Sally! So please come home for Christmas Day!” (Guitar Instrumental) John was all alone on Christmas Day. He slumped back in his chair By a miracle the doorbell rang, and Sal was standing there! “Oh, John I’m sad I left you to become a megastar “When money goes to your head, you forget who your friends are!” “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! You sing like an angel “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! Oh please won’t you stay?
 “Oh Sally! I’d love to hear Away in a Manger? “Oh Sally! I’m glad you’re home for Christmas Day!” “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! You sing like an angel “Oh Sally! Oh Sally! Oh please won’t you stay?
 “Oh Sally! I’d love to hear Away in a Manger? “Oh don’t be a stranger on Christmas Day!”
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Lyrics: At Christmas time, Simon never celebrates He never has a turkey or a sprout on his plates To him the tales of Baby Jesus no one relates Cos Simon is a hedgehog and he hibernates Oh Simon… Oh Simon… Haven’t you ever wondered why, man…? The trees have no leaves; there’s a chill on the breeze; And the sun is getting lower in the sky, man? Winter is coming; the snow’s on its way And Santa’s getting ready for his busy day The children are all practicing their Christmas songs But don’t you worry you can sleep all winter long (Organ Instrumental) When the hedgehogs wake up in the Spring They’ll have missed all the Christmas bells ring But they’ll feel it on their whiskers Christmas always lingers on… When Simon wakes up this Springtime he’ll rub his eyes He’ll check his letterbox and find a big surprise I posted lots of presents wrapped in Christmas wrap So happy Christmas, hope that you enjoyed your nap! Oh Simon… Oh Simon… Hope that you like your socks and you tie, man Some cufflinks for you, and a chocolate orange too And a very merry Christmas to you, Simon! Simon… Oh Simon… Have a glass of Sherry and a minced pie, man Simon… Oh Simon… And a very merry Christmas to you, Simon!
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LYRICS: Steven the Monkey has fallen to Earth In a sprout-powered flying machine Sprout-less and far from the world of his birth He has to come clean That he means to take all of our Brussels And leave none Without them he can’t fly away But how can we celebrate Christmas if Steven Has taken the Brussels away? (Bass Instrumental) The Planet of Monkeys is light-years away Should we return him and spoil Christmas Day? Please return Steven, we miss him so much He’s brave and incredibly brawn Stories of Christmas, our hearts they have touched Our hearts have been torn So we’re launching a mountain of Brussels Towards you A mountain is coming your way! Now look to the stars, for it’s raining a mountain Of Brussels upon Christmas Day Oh, rejoice! For it’s raining a mountain Of Brussels upon Christmas Day!
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Lyrics: Chilly Mr. Penguin wrote a letter to Santa Posted it on Tuesday, but he ain’t had no answer All he wants for Christmas is a hat and a scarf He’s been waiting by the chimney for an hour and a half Poor old Mr. Penguin, he’s as cold as can be The fireplace is empty, like the socks on the tree He cannot light a fire until Santa has been So hurry Mr. Christmas down the chimney, please Sleepy Mr. Penguin – He’s asleep in a chair He’s woken by a magical sound & warmth in the air It’s a roaring open fire, and he cannot believe The range of lovely presents ‘round the Christmas tree Lucky Mr. Penguin tears the wrapping away A jar of pickled herring makes a rock hopper’s day A honey roasted salmon and a bucket of sprats And, oh! A most delightful range of scarves and hats! Happy Mr. Penguin!

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This chocolatey-smooth, marshmallowy-soft Christmas EP is specially designed to warm your toes, melt your heart, and keep you wrapped all snuggly-warm in a lovely soft woolly blanket, over the Christmas period.

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released December 19, 2016

Written, performed and recorded by Tim Harris, aka Mr Marshmallow,
and featuring the vocal talents of:

David Blazye
Charlotte Mendly
Michelle Cook

Wishing you the Merriest of Christmases!

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Mr Marshmallow Nottingham, UK

Hello. I write silly/fun Christmas songs for kids. Mostly about animals. Sometimes sprouts and snowmen too. I hope you enjoy them! Click on the YouTube link below to see my "My Brontosaurus and I" and "Simon the Hedgehog" videos.

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