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Mr Marshmallow's 2nd Christmas EP (2017)

by Mr Marshmallow

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1.
My Brontosaurus and I (ft. David Blazye) 03:10
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My Brontosaurus and I The night before Christmas in Dinosaur Land Was full of the sound of the dinosaur band We sang about how Santa’s Rudolph the Red Nosed ankylosaurus was guiding his sled A star shining brightly for us in the sky What a wonderful Christmas for my Brontosaurus and I The sauropods cannot wrap presents up neat They only get squashed by their sauropod feet And so they take gifts to the tyrannosaurs Who wrap them up neat with their dexterous claws But watch out for those massive jaws! The star shining brighter for us in the sky What a wonderful Christmas for my Brontosaurus and I [Bongo break] The lava was flowing a bright festive red The ammonites far too excited for bed The baubles were hung on Triceratops’ head Who said, “I look silly! I’ll lose all my cred! “I wish it was summer instead!” The star so much hotter for us in the sky What a wonderful Christmas for my Brontosaurus Join in the chorus with dinosaurs…! Spinosaurs…! My Brontosaurus and I…!
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The Brussels Sprout Song (ft. Charlotte Mendly) 01:19
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The Brussels Sprout Song I am a Brussels Sprout I like to scream and shout: “A Merry Christmas to you all!” – That’s what it’s all about! I’m little but I’m stout I’m green and round about The middle – It’s no riddle, ‘cos I am a Brussels Sprout! Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussels Sprout! If… you feel the Christmas hustle And bustle is aching every muscle If you’re in a mess, I will take away your stress Come chat with me: I am a lovely Brussel! I am a Brussels Sprout I think we should hang out I think we should be friends, and then we’ll sort your worries out If you and I fall out I do not have a doubt That we will soon be friends again – That’s what it’s all about! Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussel Brussels Sprout! I AM A BRUSSELS SPROUT!!! …I am a Brussels Sprout!
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I'm Going Slightly Crackers (ft. Charlotte Mendly) 02:12
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Lyrics: Christmas is a season For eating neeps and peas and The table’s laid with many magic things… With candlesticks and trees and So many kinds of cheese and All the joys that only Christmas brings… But… I… Can’t figure out where the crackers all went Where the crackers all went Where the crackers all went Have you seen – Have you seen Where the crackers all went? Did you see where they were sent? Yes I saw a silly man With a very silly plan He was pulling all the crackers That his silly hands can So you can’t figure out where the crackers all went: ‘Cos the crackers have all been spent! (Melodica Instrumental) Yes I saw a silly chap: He had many silly hats And far too many toys for one bloke And he’d like to give ‘em back ‘cos He’s going slightly crackers: He now knows… too many silly jokes…! But I can’t figure out where the sticky tape went Where the sticky tape went And the bangers are spent! So we can’t fix the crackers ‘cos the sticky tape went… And we’d have to shout, “BANG!” instead!
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It's Cold Mrs Christmas! (ft. David Blazye & Charlotte Mendly) 02:46
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It's Cold Mrs Christmas! It’s so cold, there’s an icicle on my nose And this wind has frozen my behind And I’d be a liar if I told you a fire Is the last thing on my mind But the gifts won’t deliver themselves, my dear And it’s getting close to Christmas Day So don’t be a pain, dear: Harness the reindeer And get yourself on your way! But it’s cold, Mrs Christmas! Oh don’t be so wet: It was colder last winter and it bothered you less I’m too old, Mrs Christmas! Well hold the front page: You’re immortal, Mr Claus, and you never age… Well I’m sat on my sleigh but I don’t feel right And I think my Christmas spirit’s dyin’ Well I’d be untruthful if I told you you’re youthful But I see that you’re not tryin’ So I’ve made you some butter on toast, my love And a flask of English Breakfast Tea And I’d be a liar if, I said my desire is To pass on that luxury… I’m still cold, Mrs Christmas! Oh don’t be so blue: Have a blanket and here’s a hotty botty for you Getting warm, Mrs Christmas! There’s one thing I missed: I will send you on your way with a little kiss: - x {~~~smack!~~~} x Well I feel like a million pounds right now And I think that Santa’s good to go! I’m feeling more appealing: My Christmas spirit’s healing And Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho!” I’ve got that Christmas spirit, so listen and you’ll hear it When Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho!”

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Have you ever wondered what Dinosaurs used to get up to at Christmas time? See the video right here: youtu.be/hqnm_s-xmvI

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released December 16, 2017

All songs written, performed and recorded by Tim Harris (aka Mr Marshmallow), with Charlotte Mendly and David Blazye on vocals.

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Mr Marshmallow Nottingham, UK

Hello. I write silly/fun Christmas songs for kids. Mostly about animals. Sometimes sprouts and snowmen too. I hope you enjoy them! Click on the YouTube link below to see my "My Brontosaurus and I" and "Simon the Hedgehog" videos.

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