A space-travelling monkey lands on Planet Earth, having run out of the sprouts that power his spacecraft. Should we allow him to take all our sprouts, so he can return home, thereby ruining Christmas Day? Or should we keep our sprouts and leave him to his fate?? Join us on this exciting adventure!
Steven the Monkey has fallen to Earth
In a sprout-powered flying machine
Sprout-less and far from the world of his birth
He has to come clean
That he means to take all of our Brussels
And leave none
Without them he can’t fly away
But how can we celebrate Christmas if Steven
Has taken the Brussels away?
The Planet of Monkeys is light-years away
Should we return him and spoil Christmas Day?
Please return Steven, we miss him so much
He’s brave and incredibly brawn
Stories of Christmas, our hearts they have touched
Our hearts have been torn
So we’re launching a mountain of Brussels
A mountain is coming your way!
Now look to the stars, for it’s raining a mountain
Of Brussels upon Christmas Day
Oh, rejoice! For it’s raining a mountain
Of Brussels upon Christmas Day!