Name: I'm Going Slightly Crackers (ft. Charlotte Mendly)
Duration: P00H02M12S
Description: Oops! The Christmas dinner table's all ready, but where have all the crackers gone?!

I'm Going Slightly Crackers (ft. Charlotte Mendly)

from Mr Marshmallow's 2nd Christmas EP (2017) by Mr Marshmallow

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Oops! The Christmas dinner table's all ready, but where have all the crackers gone?!

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Lyrics:

Christmas is a season
For eating neeps and peas and
The table’s laid with many magic things…
With candlesticks and trees and
So many kinds of cheese and
All the joys that only Christmas brings…

But… I…

Can’t figure out where the crackers all went
Where the crackers all went
Where the crackers all went
Have you seen – Have you seen
Where the crackers all went?
Did you see where they were sent?

Yes I saw a silly man
With a very silly plan
He was pulling all the crackers
That his silly hands can
So you can’t figure out where the crackers all went:
‘Cos the crackers have all been spent!

(Melodica Instrumental)

Yes I saw a silly chap:
He had many silly hats
And far too many toys for one bloke
And he’d like to give ‘em back ‘cos
He’s going slightly crackers:
He now knows… too many silly jokes…!

But I can’t figure out where the sticky tape went
Where the sticky tape went
And the bangers are spent!
So we can’t fix the crackers ‘cos the sticky tape went…
And we’d have to shout, “BANG!” instead!

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from Mr Marshmallow's 2nd Christmas EP (2017), track released December 16, 2017

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Mr Marshmallow Nottingham, UK

Hello. I write silly/fun Christmas songs for kids. Mostly about animals. Sometimes sprouts and snowmen too. I hope you enjoy them! Click on the YouTube link below to see my "My Brontosaurus and I" and "Simon the Hedgehog" videos.

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