It's Cold Mrs Christmas! (ft. David Blazye & Charlotte Mendly)

from Mr Marshmallow's 2nd Christmas EP (2017) by Mr Marshmallow

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Father Christmas is feeling a bit cold and needs some encouragement from Mrs Christmas, before he gets off on his rounds. Taking inspiration from "Baby It's Cold Outside" and the Father Christmas books by Raymond Briggs.

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It's Cold Mrs Christmas!

It’s so cold, there’s an icicle on my nose
And this wind has frozen my behind
And I’d be a liar if I told you a fire
Is the last thing on my mind
But the gifts won’t deliver themselves, my dear
And it’s getting close to Christmas Day
So don’t be a pain, dear: Harness the reindeer
And get yourself on your way!

But it’s cold, Mrs Christmas!
Oh don’t be so wet:
It was colder last winter and it bothered you less
I’m too old, Mrs Christmas!
Well hold the front page:
You’re immortal, Mr Claus, and you never age…

Well I’m sat on my sleigh but I don’t feel right
And I think my Christmas spirit’s dyin’
Well I’d be untruthful if I told you you’re youthful
But I see that you’re not tryin’
So I’ve made you some butter on toast, my love
And a flask of English Breakfast Tea
And I’d be a liar if, I said my desire is
To pass on that luxury…

I’m still cold, Mrs Christmas!
Oh don’t be so blue:
Have a blanket and here’s a hotty botty for you
Getting warm, Mrs Christmas!
There’s one thing I missed:
I will send you on your way with a little kiss: -

x {~~~smack!~~~} x

Well I feel like a million pounds right now
And I think that Santa’s good to go!
I’m feeling more appealing: My Christmas spirit’s healing
And Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho!”
I’ve got that Christmas spirit, so listen and you’ll hear it
When Santa says, “Ho Ho Ho!”

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from Mr Marshmallow's 2nd Christmas EP (2017), track released December 5, 2017

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Mr Marshmallow Nottingham, UK

Hello. I write silly/fun Christmas songs for kids. Mostly about animals. Sometimes sprouts and snowmen too. I hope you enjoy them! Click on the YouTube link below to see my "My Brontosaurus and I" and "Simon the Hedgehog" videos.

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